Our House Rules:
- Choosing Your Spot: Just like you wouldn't want to put your grandma's antique lamp on a rocky table, we don't want our taproom over your secret sprinkler system, overhanging trees or power lines. Pick your spot wisely, we're not responsible for any accidental underground discoveries!
- Size Matters: Our taproom has a perfect figure of 12’ L x 7’ W x 8’ H. It requires an open runway and a cozy spot to park. If we can't squeeze in or strut down to the designated spot, sorry, we're not doing the limbo dance today!
- Rowdy Radar: If your party becomes wilder than a bucking bronco, and our staff or gear look like they're about to ride said bronco, we're out of there faster than you can say 'last orders', and no refunds, buckaroos!
- Hands Off the Taproom: Once our taproom is snug as a bug, don't play musical chairs with it. It's not a fan of surprise moves. A $500 fee if you can't resist the urge.
- No Smokey Bears: Keep your smoking and vaping as far from our taproom as your aunt from the dance floor. Our taproom dislikes being stinky or hurt. Ignoring this could have your wallet coughing up a $300 deep cleaning fee.
- Guardian of the Taproom: Treat our taproom and any rented goodies like your own treasured toys. Protect them from nasty weather, unauthorized rodeos, and drop-it-like-it's-hot moments while they're in your care.
- Booking Tango: Put on your serious hat for a moment: A non-refundable 50% deposit and a signed contract are needed to pencil in your party.
- Safety Net: Think of a $500-$750 refundable damage deposit like bubble wrap for our taproom – it's a safety net held on your credit card.
- DIY Daredevils: Going solo? You brave soul! That’ll mean a higher damage deposit, paying our patient staff by the hour, and showing proof of One Day Event insurance for the D-day.
- Clean-up Crew: We’ll mop up the aftermath for a non-refundable $75, because no one likes dealing with party hangovers!
Party Extras:
- Gas-powered generator: $100
- Four bar stools (aka the 'Sit & Sip Squad'): $50
- Decorative outdoor string lights: $25